An Idiots Guide to the Console By Postal, who is NOT an idiot A pre-beginner (that or "You’re-An-Idiot") tutorial Ok, I have found out there are some fools out there that do not know how to use the UT console. Now, I would say I used to know how you people feel, but that is not true since I was born knowing how to use the console. So I am making this tutorial for you guys who have no idea what to do.

Ok, this is STEP 1. The important step. Pay attention. Do not skip this step! You access the console by either hitting Tab or hitting ~ or ` (AKA console).

Now when you have the console open there are a bunch of cool things you can do if you first type:

# Iamtheone (This will activate cheats if they are not already enabled.)

Do not type IAMTHETHREE OR IAMTHETWO or WEARETHEONE, for UT will not recognize these things and will secretly mock you from within the pawn AI code until the end of time. And I think IAMTHATIAM is taken elsewhere. Sorry.

Then you can use things like:

God makes you invulnerable, type it in again to turn it off. Typing SATAN doesn’t work in this UT patch; neither does BILLGATES.

Allammo gives you 999 ammo for every weapon you have. WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WOULD DO?!