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Model:NullJedi

Designer:Beery

Name:OB-1

Generation:first	

Description:Not too long ago, we here at Nullplanet were visited by n honorable Jedi Knight from the planet Corosant. Well... while we were all having dinner, the NullMonster got into an argument with him about the validity of Jar Jar Binks. Then the Nullmonster accidentally dunked the Jedi's head into a bucket of LSD. After about three days of thinking he was a glass of orange juice I poured a quart of vodka on him--the next three days he thought he was a screwdriver. Feeling sorry for the dude I took him to my lab and tried to stabilize him with cybernetics. Well I may not have stabilized him, but he no longer thinks he is a beverage.....I think 

Specializations: twitching, grunting and choking people with the force (for no good reason)

Enhancements: "Trisected" targeting system for those hard to reach places, ERD (Ethics Reversal Diod)--a brain enhancement that makes the Jedi no longer repulsed by the death of innocents but overjoyed by it

Favorite Color:Thankyou Mr. Lucas

Turn Ons: Sporks, lightsabers, the force and feasting on the brains of his enemies

Turn Offs: Ewoks, Wombats, and things to the left side of his body

Instalation--------------

Please extract the .UTX file into yer Textures directory
and the .INT to you System Drictory

Check out the pencil sketch I based it on also included in this package.

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